We’re Not Done Yet: 101 Things Gen Xers Can Finally Do (and Complain About)

We’re Not Done Yet: 101 Things Gen Xers Can Finally Do (and Complain About): A Hilarious Midlife Field Guide for the Generation That Survived Rotary Phones, Mixtapes, and Millennials

The Hilarious Midlife Manifesto for the Generation That Perfected Eye-Rolling

You used to be the future. Now you need reading glasses to see it.

Welcome to your 40s and 50s, where every day brings fresh humiliations: forgetting passwords you created five minutes ago, getting winded walking upstairs (but blaming allergies), and discovering your kid's friends have names that sound like Wi-Fi passwords.

"We're Not Done Yet" is the laugh-out-loud guide to thriving in midlife when: ✓ Your back hurts for no reason ✓ You've become the thermostat police ✓ Two drinks = three-day hangover ✓ "Vintage" now describes your birth year ✓ Your kids ask you for tech support... sarcastically

With 101 brutally honest observations about bodies that betray you, technology that confounds you, and children who've mastered the art of one-word texts, J.A. Martin delivers the book every Gen Xer needs - proof you're not alone in this bizarre second act.

INSIDE YOU'LL DISCOVER: • Why you have a "favorite chair" and will defend it with your life • The spiritual experience of actually reaching 10,000 steps • How dinner at 5:30 PM became your rebellion • Why "Reply All" is now a four-letter word • The secret to turning wine into "self-care"

Perfect for:

• Anyone who remembers dial-up internet

• Parents whose kids roll their eyes at their "ancient" childhood stories

• People who print things "just in case"

• Those who've ever said "I'm not a tech person" (who once programmed VCRs)

• Everyone who's turned into their parents and is surprisingly okay with it

Part memoir, part survival guide, all sarcasm - this is your permission to laugh at the absurdity of midlife.

Join thousands of readers who've said, "OMG, this is literally me," "I feel so seen," and "Did you spy on my life?"

Warning: May cause excessive nodding, random bursts of "EXACTLY!", and the uncontrollable urge to share passages with anyone who remembers when phones had cords.